| KID : | mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed |
| MOM : | that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight! |
the kids are alright.
This is kinda perfect.
if anyone ever tries to tell u that racism/sexism/ableism/etc. are “natural” just show them this video
Awww
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my surprise soup themed wedding
me: *rolls a single can of soup down the aisle before I start walking*
guests: ?????????????????????????????
me: :)
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